A Game of Thrones / Food / Pork / Themed Food

A Game of Thrones – Delicious Inaccuracies Edition

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I have been getting right into The River Cottage series on iView lately. It’s perfect procrastination. I have managed to kill everything I’ve tried to grow in recent years (except a chilli plant which was at the brink of death a dozen times over the summer) so as much as I’m tempted by the idea of the landshare program, I know that for me – while in Perth at least – producing my own fruit and veg is a bit of a pipe dream. I love how they are putting people in touch with where their food comes from, and not just the vegetables but also the meat. Voicing over some footage of a gamekeeper clubbing a squirrel in a sack to death, Hugh reminds the viewer that while that may make them uncomfortable, all meat involves a death. Obviously no one enjoys seeing a fluffy squirrel clubbed to death. On the other hand, (hopefully) no one enjoys the idea of baby cows being separated from their mothers and killed, but many of those people enjoy veal and the products of the dairy industry, so I appreciate The River Cottage politely making that link for them.

Back on topic, one of the smallholders was being given a crash course in butchering a pig carcass (super cool) and Hugh made Rillons to show how to make use of the pork belly. I am a fan of both pork belly and confit, so what’s not to love? We had them hot rather than leaving them to set.

Roast parsnip
Mashed potato
Braised cabbage
Balsamic beetroots

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(inspired by this recipe)

~2kg boneless plantagenet pork belly (we used more like 3.5 and I was still eating it 4 days later)
500g lard (or more if you are game, TBP was traumatised by even this much)
6 garlic cloves
3 or 4 sprigs of thyme
fine or flaky salt (not rock salt)
half a bottle of white wine
half a wine bottle of water

Preheat oven to 180c.
Cut your pork belly into thick chunks, ours were about 4cm long and 2cm wide when raw. The butcher did this for me since he was bored and had way sharper knifes at his disposal than I did. Salt the pork belly, and if you have time, leave it overnight or for a few hours.
Crush the garlic cloves with the flat of the knife and slide the skins off them. Hugh said to leave the skins on, but didn’t explain why and I didn’t fancy fishing them out later.
Heat a few tablespoons of lard in a cast iron pot or oven proof saucepan and brown the pork all over in batches. If you don’t have a splatter guard, it’s worth investing in one for this as there was quite a lot of hot fat flying around and I have the scars to prove it.

Once the pork is browned all over, return the other batches to the pan with whatever remains of the tub of lard. Add the white wine (which we decided to use instead of red, in an homage to the recipes origins in the Loire) and enough water so that the top pieces are just submerged. Add the garlic and thyme, and keep on the heat until all the lard is melted and the mixture is just starting to bubble. Transfer to the oven and bake for as long as you can allow. From memory, ours were in there for 2 or 3 hours. By that point the meat should be incredibly soft and tender.

Remove the pork from the lard with a slotted spoon. Heat a heavy based frying pan on the stove and fry the pork (you won’t need to add any fat, obviously) so that it crisps up on each side. Pay special attention to the skin side to see if you can get it crunchy – because the plantagenet pigs are quite young, the skin was tender and sticky and not unpleasant to eat, but just about everything is better with crackling.

The rest of the pork will keep happily for a week, and quite possibly longer depending on how long you salted it for and how clean the storage vessel is. Make sure the top of the meat is submerged in fat, and keep it in the fridge. Getting it back out of the fat in small batches is a bit of an adventure though, so splitting it up into portions so you’re not tempted to re-heat the whole thing would be a good idea.

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Braised Cabbage

8 juniper berries
Half a red cabbage
Red wine to taste (maybe half a bottle)
splash of vinegar (balsamic, cider apple, whatever you prefer)

Slice the red cabbage into strips. Squash the juniper berrie slightly using the side of a heavy knife, as you would for a garlic clove. Heat some olive oil in a heavy based saucepan, add the cabbage and berries, and fry lightly. Add the wine, and top up with water until the cabbage is just covered. Simmer until tender, adding a splash of vinegar to taste if you like.



4 thoughts on “A Game of Thrones – Delicious Inaccuracies Edition

    • I’m pretty sure even with a crappy oven you could pull this off. It wants long and slow, so if your oven doesn’t get very hot it’ll still be fine. If it’s too hot a heavy lid will protect it. If it doesn’t turn on at all… I can’t help you there. Unless you want to use the stove, which on reflection would probably also be ok.

    • Hi Lydelle,

      I haven’t tried, but I would tentatively say yes, barring a couple of safety concerns. A wood fired brick oven is going to have hot spots and cold spots in the same way an indoor oven will, but they will be more pronounced. This dish would work best with a fairly long cooking time at a fairly low temperature, so it might require a bit of babysitting in a brick oven. I’m sure you’ve had a lot more practice with brick ovens than I have, but I imagine there are two ways to do it – you could try building up a hotter fire at the back and around the sides as you usually would (as I understand it) and use the hot spots to cook as per usual while you cook the pork in a cooler spot towards the front and middle. With this method you would probably need to keep rotating the pot every half hour or so to prevent one side from cooking much faster than the other. The other way you could do it would be to start a fire and wait until it has died down and most of the heat is radiating from the oven itself. This would be (I imagine) cooler, safer and more even. You’d want to make sure you were using a very good, thick, pot with a heavy lid to protect the contents as a cheap or thin one could crack in the heat. And lastly you’d want to be very careful as you’re essentially dealing with a pot of liquid fat and the hotter you get it the scarier it’ll be.
      I don’t have a brick oven myself so I don’t have any recipes specifically for them but there’s a couple of things I’d try! A roast veggie salad (capsicums, zucchini, eggplant etc) could be a fun way to learn your way around the hot and cold spots. Pizza, calzone and grilled sausages are classics. I’ve had some great wood-fired-oven roasted lamb and goat (using a colder spot for a slower roast, I imagine), but you could also do a whole fish (maybe wrapped in a banana leaf or in alfoil) and the like. Good luck! Sounds like great fun.

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